Wednesday, August 30, 2006

INTERESTING ONE-LINERS

Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while
driving.
Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the
other is the husband!
I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they
wanted cash
A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased
new school uniforms.
Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent
Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot
live without,,, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get
tired
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take
it anyway.
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with
me.
Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with
the same person.
You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing
them.
It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still
ends up with the same boss.
Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address
books.
Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for
you.
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because
they have to say something
They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets

to speak!


 

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